Yeah, I may have a couple of screws loose. Tell me something I don’t know.
But there are two items that I pick up with stunning, almost daily, regularity that contribute mightily to my zaniness.
One is empty bottled water bottles, the other is insipid single-floss devices.
Not to necessarily pick on Dasani, but it is a frequent representative of this notion: how is it that a product supposedly manufactured and marketed as ‘healthy’ all-too-frequently ends up as just so much roadside junk? Same with these idiotic flossing thingies, frequently made of rigid plastic. It just makes me want to say ‘Make sure your teeth and gums are clean, moron, but why the hell are you still jettisoning it out the window?’ The most generous thing I can say about these fools is they are a bunch of GDSs.
I mean, what gives here? It’s okay to practice hygiene on one level but turn the other way when it comes to the environment? I’m not buying it. At least have the civility to dispose of it correctly or, heaven forbid, make the extra effort to recycle it.
Get with the program, litter junkies. You’re killing us.